Excerpts from an email exchange that has produced uncontrollable bursts of laughter from me all day long, hinting to my cubemates that I am a wasteoid:
D2:
...These legs in shorts are not pretty, and the thought of putting on a swimsuit is just disgusting. ...
Molly:
...And you don't even know fat legs until you've seen what I'm working with here. My doctor says I'm gaining too much weight. I hate her. What does she know anyway. ...
D2:
...By the way, eff your doctor and her "you're gaining too much weight" bs. Has SHE ever had a baby?!? ...
Molly:
...Anyway, my doctor can suck it and you can call me when you're done workin it out. ...
Passion
3 comments:
You KNOW you're my favorite WASTE-OID! And hey, you're my favorite Miscreant too!
Love From The H Bomb!
I need an update. My hand is starting to hurt from clicking the link to your blog so often to see if you've posted anything. C'mon lady!
HELLOWWWWWWWWWW! I MISS YOU I LOVE YOU AND I HAVE NOT DISAPPEARED OFF THE PLANET,. IT JUST LOOKS LIKE IT!!! It has been a rough few months, but I love the blog, so far....only got three down.......between you and Becky....I swear, I LOVE YOU GUYS. Please call me sweets. I need to get with Molly and you both. puuuhhhleeezee.
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