Email That Keeps On Giving

Excerpts from an email exchange that has produced uncontrollable bursts of laughter from me all day long, hinting to my cubemates that I am a wasteoid:

D2:
...These legs in shorts are not pretty, and the thought of putting on a swimsuit is just disgusting. ...

Molly:
...And you don't even know fat legs until you've seen what I'm working with here. My doctor says I'm gaining too much weight. I hate her. What does she know anyway. ...

D2:
...By the way, eff your doctor and her "you're gaining too much weight" bs. Has SHE ever had a baby?!? ...

Molly:
...Anyway, my doctor can suck it and you can call me when you're done workin it out. ...